Exhibit A — The Story
A family. With substitutes.
In 2016, Sons of Pitches free agency handed Coach Pat Harmon a roster of complete randos. A decade of organized winning later, the Goalfellas sit tied for 8th on the league's all-time championship list — across every division, age level, and competition — with an estimated $30,000 invested at Vickery's in post-match meetings along the way.
“We’re just a bunch of dudes who loved to play. The fact that we all became friends outside of Goalfellas shows the character of this club.”— Coach Pat Harmon
The code is short:
- Don’t be an asshole.
- Show up ready and work hard for everyone around you.
- Everyone has a key.
Item 01 — The Hot Saucehandle with gloves
Applied liberally. Regretted instantly.
Item 02 — The Drumstickchampionship protocol
The world’s hottest wing sauces, sampled only after winning the league.
Item 03 — The Rocktool of the trade
Recovered from the back of the net. Six times over.
